A MAN was left stunned by a letter left on his tinder date’s door to “stop f****g like animals" at 5am.

He received the note from a furious neighbour who claimed that the sex sounds were keeping everyone on the apartment floor “wide awake.”

The hilarious letter was shared on Reddit where the passionate couple received no sympathy.

The letter read: “Please, for the love of Christ (and on behalf of everyone of the 26^th and 27^th floors), shut the f**k up.

“The last thing anyone wants to hear all Saturday night is you too f**k like animals.

“At 5am I expect to be sound asleep, not listening to the sound of moaning and the most aggressive sex I’ve ever heard.

“Either lay off the blow or go and see a therapist because this is not normal.

“Just so you know the entire floor can hear you.”

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Some Reddit users said they would be mortified with the knowledge that their passionate lovemaking would be upsetting other people as others agreed the sound of neighbours having sex is extremely off putting.

“I would be absolutely mortified if I got this note, the last thing I would do is post it everywhere,” one said.

“Doesn't sound very likely, but bragging about it is kinda cringe,“ a second penned.

While a third added: “I've had some really loud neighbours. I've been tempted to leave a note asking them to stop being so loud. Mostly because it sounded painfully fake.

“Like you could tell it was a blatant attempt at letting everyone know they're going at it rather than genuine enjoyment.”

And some even shared their own experiences: ”I'll never forget when I was dating my husband in college, the guy next door brought home a girl and they went at it for HOURS.

“The next day my husband (then boyfriend) stuck a note on his door and (at 18) we found it hilarious.”

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